Thursday, May 24, 2012

Road Rage, it's so classy! NOT!

Road Rage!  I understand it!  I've felt it, heck I'm sure I've caused enough of it with my substandard driving. But for goodness sake, do the polite thing and learn to repress like the rest of us.

Today after the school drop off for Master H, I had made it to the shops where I had 15 mins to try and catch the bank and get back to the car before rushing to the kids music lessons.  Now you must understand mornings are never good for me, after rushing to try to get 3 kids and myself fed, cleaned, pressed, dressed, packed and in the car I have that manic, crazy woman look going on and am slightly out of sorts (massive understatement).  So there I am trying to shove Baby X in the pram while he is doing the stiff body "your not strapping me into that pram again" routine, reading Master Z the riot act about what does and does not constitute acceptable behaviour in the bank.  When a "lovely lady" (I use the term loosely), in a car not 2 metres away from me and my young children, starts screaming obscenities out her window at another car that is currently trying to park.  I don't know what caused the incident, but I'm assuming it wasn't a pilfered car park since at 9am finding a space was not an issue.  She then deafens us all with excessive use of her horn and then zooms off leaving everyone in her path fearing for their lives.

So now my nerves are shot, my ears are ringing and I'm trying to explain to Master Z exactly why the scary lady screaming "effing b" is not an appropriate news topic to share with his friends at music class.  To make matters worse the bank wasn't open and by the time I got us all back in the car we were late for music!  

So it has reminded me that no matter how good the reasoning seems at the time, throwing a 2 year old tantrum at a stranger, out your car window, just makes you look like a screaming, scary nutbag!   Keep it in people.  Take a deep breath and keep it in!!  And if you really need to vent have a whine on Facebook!  It's much cheaper then therapy!  It's what I'd do!

Long time no write!

Well it has been a while!  The writer in me, who has lately lingered lost and lonely in the dark is no longer satisfied with oversharing on Facebook.  So I have decided to give this whole blogging thing another go.  I have battled through the cobwebs, to spruce the old page up and give it a fabulous new look!   Yes, many web based spiders were harmed in the renovation of this blog.

Anyway...  You may be wondering where am I now in my battle with procrastination and the many different versions of me?  Sadly I don't seem to have changed much since 2009!  Well apart from the arrival of my beautiful 3rd baby, and a hell of a lot more work to do for Master H's school, and my current foray into playing the part of Tupperware lady.  I am currently procrastinating instead of typing up a 1400 word Grammar assignment.  So same old, same old!  I have 13 story ideas currently gathering cobwebs in the tomb my fiction folder has become.  Ohhh and my new aversion to housework means my house has slowly deteriorated into something reminiscent of an Oprah hoarding special!

Right now though Baby X needs me, so until next time...